He is a failed
student at the Unseen University for wizards in Ankh-Morpork, often described by scholars as "the magical equivalent to the
number zero", and spends just about all of his time running away from various bands of people who want to kill him for various
reasons. The fact that he's still alive and running is explained in that although he was born with a wizard's spirit, he has
the body of a long-distance sprinter.
He
starts out as a guide for the tourist Twoflower, who hails from the Counterweight Continent, a continent across the disc from
the 'hub' continent where Ankh-Morpork is situated. He and Twoflower wander around for quite a while, and get chased by everything
from the personification of Death to a Lovecraftian creature named Bel-Shamharoth. The
first book ends with a literal cliff-hanger when he and Twoflower are thrown off the edge of the Discworld by astronomers
who want to know the gender of Great A'Tuin, the turtle upon which the disc rides, and have designed a space-ship (bronze
and shaped like a fish) to do so. They both survive, for rather complicated reasons
involving the structure of the universe and the necessity of Rincewind's continued existence in order to save the world, and
Rincewind becomes a recurring character in the series.
Rincewind
is most frequently seen with his hat with the word WIZZARD emblazoned across it in sequins (this may be a reference to Roy
Wood's rock band Wizzard) and his Luggage, which has hundreds of little legs and follows him everywhere, generally attacking
anything it perceives as a threat. Rincewind is widely believed by readers to be an elderly man, but the first two books describe
him as being young. This is further complicated by comments made by Death about Rincewind's life-timer (every living being
on the Disc has an hour glass, usually kept in Death's home, that gradually records their life from birth to death). Rincewind's
life-timer is described as resembling something created by a glassblower with the hiccups in a time machine (most likely as
a result of his constant mishaps involving magic, the nature of reality, and shiftings into alternate dimensions), and represents
something of a curiosity to Death who keeps the hour-glass on his desk. As such, even Death Himself is unaware of how old
Rincewind is supposed to be or when he will die, likening such an exercise as trying to find the starting point on a roll
of really sticky clear tape.
Over
the course of his adventures, he has turned his cowardice into a fully fledged philosophy of life. He believes that, when
running, "to" is never important, what matters is "from". When it was pointed out that running just lands him in more trouble
his response was "Yes, but you can run away from that, too." By The Last Hero he's started describing running away as a religion
in the valid belief no one will take it seriously; it might not give you eternal life, exactly, but it certainly gives you
more life. Very few of his various travelling companions (who, at various times, include watchmen, barbarians, a tourist,
a teenage demonologist and a kangaroo) take him seriously. This is partially because Rincewind has an unusually pessimistic
outlook on life, and partially because bad things seem to single him out for misfortune. Many of them have noticed, however,
that Rincewind manages to survive everything that happens to him, and suspect there's a deeper purpose behind this, although
he himself insists it's just a coincidence. Rincewind apparently believes in karma, however. From his point of view, he has
pre-emptive karma--if it even looks as if something good will happen to him in the future, his karma will ensure that something
bad happens immediately, and continues happening so the good things never come around. An example of this was when he was
stranded on an island. He had managed to eke out a comfortable and boring existence, and some Amazon warrior-females found
him. Apparently, they needed a man for breeding purposes, as all their menfolk had died from a highly selective plague. As
soon as Rincewind thought he was getting "potatoes for life," the wizards of Unseen University transported him to
Ankh-Morpork, so they could send him to the Agatean Empire, where he was chased, knocked out, and nearly killed several times.
Rincewind has theorized that in order to balance out the universe, there must be, somewhere, someone to whom nothing but good
happens. Someone who saunteres from one comfortable place to the next. Rincewind still hopes to meet him some day, hopefully
while carrying something dangerous.
In
fact, Rincewind has the dubious privilege of being the Chosen of the Lady, She Who Must Not Be Named,
the Discworld's most mysterious goddess. It is for this reason that he is constantly finding himself embroiled in unpleasant
situations and coming out more-or-less on top. However if he ever realised this, much less acted as though nothing could seriously
harm him, then she would instantly lose interest. Besides, having the favour of the Lady, in addition to being unreliable,
also means having the very reliable enmity of Fate.
He
has also developed an obsession with potatoes, which is implied to be a result of misplaced sexual feelings. Interesting Times
states that later on in his life he will have to undergo therapy for this affliction, involving a pretty woman, a lot of potato
chips and a large stick with a nail in it.
Recently
Rincewind has become the Egregious Professor Of Cruel And Unusual Geography at Unseen
University, but this tenure includes the condition he cannot have any salary, influence,
or opinions. It does, however, include meals, his laundry done, and (as a result of all the other impressive-sounding but
essentially meaningless titles that have also been bestowed upon him) up to eight buckets of coal a day during the winter.
However cumbersome
or dangerous adventures Rincewind unwillingly gets himself into, it is strongly suggested throughout the novels that he might
be one of the few on the Discworld who do not lack common sense or intelligence. Supporting this position is his ability to
pick up the essentials of foreign languages quickly (the essentials being how to scream for help, or, in point of fact, how
to scream) and fluency only slightly less quickly, as well as the fact that, during The Colour of Magic, when he was projected
into a universe that may or may not have been our own, he assumed the role of a nuclear physicist, although, in keeping with
his nature, one that specialized in the 'breakaway oxidation phenomena' of certain reactors - or, to put another way, what
happens when those reactors caught fire. In addition, Rincewind is considered fairly streetwise. He is often depicted as a
harsh critic of the selected stupidities surrounding him, even though he can't help but comply to whatever absurdity that
arises.
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