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The Discworld
Interesting Times

Book 17...

This novel marks Rincewind's reappearance on the Discworld after the events of Faust Eric. The Patrician of Ankh-Morpork is sent a letter from the Agatean Empire on the Counterweight Continent (by albatross mail) commanding him to "send us the Great Wizzard". The wizards of Unseen University, after some discussion, eventually realise the spelling of Wizzard can refer to only one man - Rincewind.  After using Hex to assist in performing a spell to summon Rincewind to UU, Archchancellor Ridcully convinces him to go to the Agatean Empire and speak to whoever sent the message. A second summoning spell is used, which exchanges the position of Rincewind with that of a live cannon.  As usual, The Luggage is not far behind Rincewind, following him across the continents to its homeland. However, once there it gets the impression that Rincewind has relinquished ownership, and therefore the two are separated for a large portion of the book as The Luggage explores the land (and eventually finds love).  Upon his arrival on the Counterweight Continent, Rincewind is reunited with a companion of his previous adventures - Cohen the Barbarian. Cohen has brought a group of aging heroes (The Silver Horde) with him, in order to usurp the Emperor and "steal" the country. Rincewind also learns that the Empire is in a great state of turmoil - all thanks to a revolutionary document entitled "What I did on My Holidays". Later, Rincewind discovers that this book was written by none other than his travelling companion from his first two novels - Twoflower the Tourist - about Ankh-Morpork.  Rincewind travels to the capital city, Hunghung, where he meets Twoflower's daughters (members of the Red Army, the revolutionary group who wish to overthrow the Emperor). The city is under "siege" from the five most powerful lords - Hong, Tang, Fang, Sung, and McSweeney. The most powerful of these is Lord Hong, who is in fact manipulating the other four families and the Red Army to further his own political gains. At the same time, Cohen and his Silver Horde infiltrate the city, and penetrate the Forbidden City, home of the Emperor.  Whilst attempting to free revolutionary prisoners from the very same Forbidden City, Rincewind and the Hunghung cadre of the Red Army are captured and thrown into the dungeons - where Twoflower is also being held. With some incidental and anonymous assistance from Lord Hong, Rincewind escapes, and eventually finds his way to the Throne Room, where Cohen has installed himself as Emperor, having discovered the real emperor murdered by Lord Hong's soldiers. However, the city remains under siege from five armies, and the Silver Horde are called out to meet their challenge.  After deciding upon his usual course of action - i.e. running away - Rincewind, trying to avoid the battle which is about to start, finds his way up an ancient hill outside Hunghung. As the battle is about to commence, a massive thunderstorm appears, and Rincewind finds himself dropped into a mysterious cave, filled with terracotta statues - the original, legendary Red Army. After locating some magic armour that allows him to control the army, Rincewind leads them out into the middle of the battlefield and begins destroying the five attacking armies. Cohen is returned to Hunghung victorious, and re-proclaims himself Emperor.  Lord Hong escapes the battlefield, and returns to Hunghung for a final showdown. Twoflower challenges him to a duel, blaming Lord Hong for the death of his wife. Just as Hong is about to kill Twoflower, the Unseen University wizards attempt to resummon Rincewind, returning the cannon (with the fuse lit). Hong is killed, along with one of the members of Cohen's horde; Ronald Saveloy the civilization instructor, who had given up civilization as a waste of time and thinks heroes get a better class of afterlife.  Due to a slight error in calculation by Hex, Rincewind is not returned to the University - instead a large kangaroo appears at high speed and splats into a wall. The wizards determine that Rincewind has in fact been transported to "XXXX", an unexplored continent, which is later revealed in The Last Continent.

 

 At last a sequel to The Colour of Magic & Interesting Times  Only this time it's Rincewind who goes to the counterweight continent, where he meets Cohen and his silver horde. Two Flower is sadly barely more than a bit player in this story  Most of the book is in fact given over to Cohen and co. The Lemmings reference was well recieved though, as was DMHD  It did feel at times though that TP was writing this book as little more than a prelude to another adventure, as XXXX is constantly referenced throught the book and is indeed where Rincewind ends up at the end of the book.

.....the number between 7 and 9.....