Count Magpyr
and family are invited to the naming of Magrat and King Verence's daughter, to be conducted by the Omnian priest, Mightily
Oats. For some reason, the Magpyrs are not keen to go home to Überwald, and, once again, the witches, Granny Weatherwax, Nanny
Ogg and Agnes Nitt (aka Perdita) have to save the mountain realm of Lancre. The
Magpyr family have made themselves much more formidable enemies by building up tolerance to the normal methods used to defeat
vampires, such as garlic, bright light, and religious symbols. They exert a hypnotic charm over normal people which prevents
them from realising that the vampires are taking over Lancre. Only the youngest witch, Agnes, and the Omnian priest, Mightily
Oats, seem able to resist this charm, due to their dual personalities. The Magpyr son, Vlad, is attracted to Agnes because
she is able to resist him. There is an Igor who is the servant of the Magpyrs.
He is a traditionalist who spends his spare time breeding and distributing spiders for the dark corners of the castle. The
Magpyr's are very rude to him, and eventually he rebels. The vampires identify
Granny Weatherwax as one of their more significant foes, and decide to deal with the problem by converting her to one of them. Other characters from earlier Discworld books who appear in this novel are Death,
Hodgesaargh and Nanny Ogg's cat, Greebo. It should also be noted that this novel
bears significant plot similarities to Lords and Ladies, like a celebration (Magrat and Verence's wedding in Lords and Ladies,
their daughter's christening in Carpe Jugulum), the intrusion of outsiders with mind-affecting abilities (elves in Lords and
Ladies, vampires in Carpe Jugulum), and part of the solution to the conflict being a forgotten member of the outsider faction
(the King of the elves in Lords and Ladies, the old Count in Carpe Jugulum).
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An interesting novel about people's inner selves and the interesting lives they can lead. It's also about Vampires trying
to be people and learning how to be really good at being bad. For once Granny sits out much of this story (in a cave to be
exact) and it's up to Nanny, Magrat and Agnes to try and sort of save the day a bit, Nanny thinks they can achieve this through
sex and while it's an interesting plan it's quickly dismissed by the younger women. Mightily Oats is an interesting character,
possibly the only person to be as good at his job as Granny is at headology. The Nac Mac Feegle are an interesting addition
too, possibly the fevered production of a drunken orgy above a Glaswegian ale house next to a Rod Steward concert being hosted
by the Big Yin himself, they're both funyy and very serious at the same time. Lastly there's Igor, more the sum of other people's
parts than most, he's never the less a traditionalist and knows how to get good cobwebs made fast. Let's hope he (or at least
parts of him) will turn up again...
.....the number between 7 and 9.....
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